Anti-Christ Church Evangelist Guide

 

 

 

****The Anti-Christ Church was a brain child of mine back in 2003.  I actually filed the church with the Secretary of State for Oregon, and it is still a viable entity.  Although writing is my primary focus, this is something I did create and I think should be shared.***


AntiChrist Church Evangelist Guide

I am creating a new position in the Anti-Christ Church!  It will be an Evangelist Position.  This position has always been a possibility for the Anti-Christ Church, but recently some signs have shown me an evangelist position may be a constructive thing.
I had two chance encounters with Mormon boys, missionaries, meeting, arguing, then me, almost in tears, walking away.  This failure in the ministry of The Anti-Christ has compelled me to refine my own argument and tone so that I may effectively turn these Mormon Missionaries away from Mormonism.          .

1. CHECK YOUR ANGER

An anger rises up inside of me every time I hear a young boy tell me the laws that were whispered to him since infancy.  You must check this anger, you cannot convert anyone by smashing their face or screaming at them.  True you may get them to confess and even act like they have converted, but in the end they will betray their new faith the first chance they get.

*CHECK YOUR ANGER, IT IS USELESS IN THIS SITUATION!
* IF YOU CANNOT CHECK YOUR ANGER JUST WALK AWAY!
My anger has been in check for millenniums and some religious argument will not be the catalyst for it’s release upon the earth I can guarantee you that.

2. EMPATHIZE AND TELL THEM WHY

You see religions are oral traditions, as old as the fire pit, now used to control humans and feed off of their blood.  The person you are probably
confronting is nothing but a victim of the religious institution.

You must teach them how this has happened to them.  Consider yourself as a liberator, for your purpose is not to gain a new Anti-Christ Church member, but to release a soul from religious control.

I have found compassion is the best way to come at anyone of
a religious nature.

3. EDUCATE YOURSELF

When you try to free a religious soul you are combating an existence explanation that millions and sometime billions have decided to serve.  Some even kill over it.  It most likely has hundreds or thousands of years worth of history so do not underestimate it’s hold on the victim.
In learning of religion’s past you will find out one interesting thing.  All religions do the same thing.  In their base parts they are all the same, hell most of them have such similar histories that they could be the same damn thing!
Most religious people are a tool of the exact same control system.  Once you learn the dynamic of this system you will be capable of taking it on with confidence and success.

I built the Anti-Christ Church to demonstrate the processes of religion.  So it could be used to eliminate those processes.

4. DO NOT GET CAUGHT UP IN THE THEOLOGY

Sometimes if you get into arguments where the Bible says this and God says this, you will become totally defeated.  The theologies the major religions use have been refined for thousands of years.  They are like the floor plans of a casino, once you enter, good luck finding your way out.
Arguing the details of a fairy-tale is fun but in the end it will still be a fairy-tale.  When confronted with questions and reasoning of this nature just point out how the theology is used to keep them devoted.

The AntiChrist Church has it’s own fairy-tales, teaching you to be free from religious institutions, but by no means are any of the characters to be served or revered.

5. BE READY FOR A WIDE RANGE OF REACTIONS TO YOUR MINISTRY

Although this whole document was inspired because I became angry I must warn you, sometimes you will be confronted with intense bitterness and murderous rage.  Some will come at you with compassion or some type of pseudo intellectual approach.  But most of the devoted are not studied up at all and easily plucked from the flock.  In fact I really believe most people inherently want a reason to say, I am free.
Don’t be scared of the angry ones, just walk away, or let them assault you and have them thrown in prison.  Perhaps a news story would be generated to show the nation that our religious extremists are just as extreme and not the loving mass we see on TBN.
Be safe above all else and be respectful, they will hate us enough for converting them.  There is no greater damage that can be inflicted upon the religious institution than a loss of a member.

Remember my little Evangelists, our number one goal is to convert the faithful.  Only through this will the foundations of religion crack and crumble..

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